Frozen Poop

I have a couple of friends who sent me emails this past week asking why I have not updated my blog.

Here is why:



I have two dogs. They are crazy. These dogs have a mudroom, concrete floor, sliding glass door opening to the backyard.

They are notorious for bringing bits and pieces of the backyard into the mudroom...rocks...sticks....firewood...poop.

The latter is a new one. Yesterday I walked out into the mudroom and noticed a big piece of poop on the floor.

Gross. It was frozen solid though minimizing the gross factor.

I opened the sliding door, grabbed a nearby dog bowl and tried to scoop up the poop and fling it out the door. It was a flawed plan from the start.

Here is the problem~ flinging frozen poo from a bowl causes the frozen poo to fly up into the air and curve right back around only ricochet powerfully off of the lip of the bowl.

I got smacked right in the middle of the face with a big piece of frozen poop.

It hurt. Frozen poop hurts.

This, my dear friends and readers, is why I have not blogged as of late. This entire week has been one frozen poop incident after another, leaving me in shock, laughing until my body hurts, and a bit grossed out.

Hope you enjoyed the update. :)